Random musings of a wandering soul

>Dear Santa

Dear Santa,

I know it is a little late and you and your elves are very busy arranging all those gifts, but you know it has been a few weeks since my woman friday went home and running after my little elves has been too much not just on my knees but everywhere.

Anyhow, this year I have decided not to be selfish and here is my list on behalf of millions of women and few hundred men across the globe..

1. New Age Home Cleaner
This is a machine somewhat similar to what we call a vacuum cleaner. You take it into a room, plug it in and leave. Go back after half an hour..voila..the bed is made, windows are dusted, curtains are drawn, mirrors are cleaned and the floor is sparkling clean

2. Mobile Washing Machine
Very compact, I should be able to move it from room to room with ease. Again, plug it in, put in the clothes…let it be for two hours. Go back to the room…the clothes are washed, dried, shampooed, conditioned, ironed and folded neatly. Ithink I’ll be able to manage keeping it in the cupboards.
The machine requires no water and has herbal cleansers built into it

3. Sensory Curtains
These are curatins with dust and cobweb sensors. When the above washing machine comes into the room, these curtains beep just to let us know they are dirty. As soon as they sense the machine in the room ,they come down on their own. Put the curatins in, leave it for an hour and half….curtains are cleaned and kept near the respective windows. You switch on a tinly knob on the curtains and they are back in place

4. Corden Bleau Cooking Range

This is a very intelligent appliance. You can download recipes from the net on this. Select your recipe of choice for the day, put all the ingredients in the required qunatities, set the time and open when the time is up. Your dish is ready.

You see, the advantage is anyone can be a master chef. You don’t have to sell your house and take a loan too to have five star dinner or lunch.

I should be able to manage with these four for 2011. Intelligent clothes, Automatic child awaking alarms, cars that run on water, etc etc can wait for another year.

Yours Truly,

A Very Harried Mother

p.s. A Merry Christmas to you all!!


Comments on: ">Dear Santa" (5)

  1. >Whoa! Hw sweet of u to come up with such gems :PI shud be able to manage with them too, actually anybody cn ;)Wishing u a very happy Christmas too 🙂

  2. >is that all you want .. you sure that the end of the list … heres wishing you a merry christmas and wishing he hears and you get all that you have asked for and MORE 🙂 all the best

  3. >Ha..ha…so nice to see your wishes. :)happy new year to you!

  4. >WOW !!! God bless u for such ideas….me like them all….hope at least someone gets inspired and designs something like this soon…. :)Santa, grant her this wish and give one piece to all her frnds who commented here… 🙂 🙂

  5. >Nice one. I wish you got all you asked for. Best wishes for the New Year.

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